Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
"October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."- J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via thisnewson)
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"You have no obligations to your former self, they are dumber than you and they don’t exist."- Hank Green (via colin)
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that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
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accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
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*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*
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